The Crotchet’s Corner

My perspective about all things inconsequential

Aisle, altar, hymn …

An email forward that I received today had this to say about a mystery that men have been trying to unlock through the ages.

“Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behavior and life-style once their vows are exchanged?  

Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation.  

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the other end and hears the choir singing a hymn.  Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process, where the brain absorbs these three stimulii – aisle, altar, hymn – begins.  She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: Aisle, altar, hymn … Aisle, altar, hymn … Aisle, altar, hymn.

And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete. She looks up at him, smiling sweetly, and keeps saying to herself… “I’ll alter him”.

Now, that’s an interesting one.



August 19, 2009 - Posted by | About this and that | , , , , , ,

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